April O'neil

Imagine how much more epic pizza nights would have been if the TMNT had been hanging out with this April O'Neil before rocking out in the half shell. Not only is April as sexy and geeky as her cinematic namesake, but we're willing to bet her big all-natural tits would look just as good in that tight yellow jumpsuit. And lucky for us, this kickass cutie would much rather play rough between the sheets than in the streets. Tired of the 9 to 5 life, she met Kylee Reese in 2008 and immediately knew making porn was all she wanted to do. Miss O'Neil has been pumping out boner-popping classics ever since, and was even named Twitter Queen for her unwavering dedication to staying in touch with her fans. So sure, this April O'Neil may not own a pair of nunchucks, but we'd much rather watch her with a dick in her hands instead!